What not to wear

With valentines day coming up, naturally my roommate and I were checking what Victorias Secret had to offer.  After browsing through the uncomfortable looking lingerie, we moved to shoes.  Now, I love shoes, and Victorias Secret is usually a great place to find some sexy, comfortable, and stylish shoes.  However, when looking through the "Must haves for spring", I became a little worried about the fate of many valentine day dates.  Wearing some of these shoes can be highly detrimental to your health and love life.  In order to save a few dates this year, I've given you some tips on what to avoid.

Our first shoe of conversation, is the Camo Mary Jane Wedge.  This shoe is perfect for your picnic out in the woods while your man drives his big truck around hoping to catch a 10-pointer.









Next we have the ever popular Wedge Sneaker, fully decked out with buckles and zippers, just in case you have forgotten how to tie your shoes.  This is perfect for sitting on the stands while you watch your man practice at the batting range.  Not so romantic, but neither are the shoes.

  Third we have some shoes that are just a thorn in my side, I hate everything about them.  The only time this shoe would ever be appropriate would be if you were planning to experience a wide range of temperatures during the day - beach weather for the sandal part and winter weather for the boot part - truly the mullet of a shoe...party on the bottom, business on top.

These shoes are perfect for the person who tends to drop things on their feet.  With the comfortable stretch back and the stretchy mesh top, you will feel like you are wearing nothing.  With the unsightly bruises you have on the top of your feet (because of all the dropping you've been doing), you can be discrete.
And with the stiletto and open toe, you can still have a hint of sexiness.

 Ok, seriously...I don't have anything witty to say about these.  I'll just leave you with this: don't. Your feet are not cage dancers.











From one shoe lover to another, I desperately hope none of you choose to take on any of these hot spring trends.

Until next time...
Kate

"When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit." - Rose Feller, In Her Shoes